Hey newsflash buddy!! You will get a lot more head if your balls didn’t smell like hot garbage. I have spoken with many women who have complained about “chocolate salty balls” syndrome so I figured i’d give the fellas some tips on who to keep your sack so fresh and so clean clean!!!
First know that your balls will begin sweating as soon as you get out the shower so try to finish off with some cold water to reduce the sweating to a minimum. Put a light dusting of talc on the inside of your thighs and wear cotton underwear which is very important. Avoid loose fitting boxers. You should wear snug fitting boxers or boxer briefs. This will prevent your scrotum from touching the insides of your thighs. Do not shave your balls. Although this may reduce the sweating it will increase the chafing of the skin which is what we don’t want. When you do shower hit this area twice because sometimes sweat may remain after one washing and remember the cool water finish. Nothing is worse than getting head from a chick for the first time and you have “chocolate salty balls”. Is that how you want to be remembered?

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