“Want Me To Help You Throw Up? I Know What We Can Do?”
25 minutes later we got back. I woke her up and asked her if she ok? She said yeah, so I walked her in the crib. She starts kissing on me. Then she says “I don’t feel good”. I’m like “well use the bathroom and get ready to go to bed”. We got to the bed, and she kept saying “I think I need to throw up”. I said “well put your finger down your throat”. She did it. Nothing really happened. She spit alittle spit out. I calmly told her, look if you wanna reduce your sickness you need to throw up. She said “I can’t”.
Jokingly I say “well if you really want me to make you throw up, I know what we can do”. As I smiled. She said what. Now when she gives me head she can deep throat but she missed the whole dick by maybe a couple of inches. That’s when she gags. She actually threw up once, and that’s another story. So I say “I’ma put my dick in your mouth and ima make it happen”. Without her answering she unzips my pants. I stand up to get my full girth out. Now remember after a long night of strip club watching I’m horny as hell. I fugure the most I can get is bussing from head. Wrong. WRONG. I insert my dick in her mouth, and just feeling it out enjoying it for a few. To make her throw up right I wanted it to be my surprise. Lets just say I was fucking her face but not as rough as I can be. So I shove it down once,
“EHHHHHHHH” (throws up)
I moved back quick and hands her a bag. Nothing came out. I shove my dick back in, this time I’m more in it. I put her hands down and just grip the back of her neck. Then I pinch her nose so now she depends on her mouth for oxygen and right when I did that I shoved it so deep and moved back so quick
“EHHHHHHHHHH” (throws up)
She lets it all out in the bag. It was soooooooo much shit. It smelled the whole room! I sat there standing with a wet slobbery dick asking her “was she ok”. She said “yessss so much better”. I said good, lol. I was tired as shit from the night but now the whole mood was remixed and we both were tired. She emptied the bag. I sat down. She said “I’m gonna shower I have to”. I said “ok, I’ll be waiting back up for you”.
I knew i was lying. Soon as she left the room. I went right in the bed, put the 2 covers over me and placed the cool side of the pillow up to rest in peace. I was done for the night. Fuck a sex, head, everything. I’m good. And I’m sure she will be happy she don’t have to do anything
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good story! hilarious
The Boy H be dropping classics!!
Crazy that seems all too familiar lol
lmao… the title is 2funny… n the story i great!
This dude lmfao…entertaining story, this guy is always with the extras lol. I love it though.
Thankssss!! But yall dont understand, i was shoving my dick down bangbros style! hahaha…or ghettogagggers…i know the homies know about thoseee
lmao..woowww!!
boy you a fool! I almost choked on my own spit laughing!
The only dif between this and a friend of mine story is that she still got the dick after she threw up…Great story tho