If someone wants you nothing can keep them away! But if they do not want you nothing can make them stay! Do not make excuses for the behavior you receive! Embrace it for what it is and Live or Let go! Z!

Apple’s iVIP iPhone app which retails for $999 is designed for the rich and famous – especially if you are willing to pay almost a thousand bucks for it.  The app is – “The first premium lifestyle app for the iPhone. Bringing a world of luxury to your device, iVIP membership gives you access to privileges across a range of luxury partners including Supercars, Cinemas, Concierge, Restaurants, Bars, and more.”

Also – before you can begin to use the app, there is a screening process to verify that you are a high-income user.

Beggining yesterday Tuesday the bank announced plans to get rid of the $35 overdraft fee on customers debit card purchases, so going forward if there’s not enough money on your BOA account the transaction will be rejected.  “What our customers kept telling me is ‘just don’t let me spend money that I don’t have,’ ” said a senior bank executive about customer reaction to the old policy that helped banks bring in about $20 BILLION last year.

It’s only a matter of time before your bank follows.  Is this a good thing or did you like the extra padding??

Damn these are really good.  There are plenty under the jump for you to laugh at Buzz Feed

Alan-Ruck

Avril-Lavigne

Carl’ton

Danny-Devito

Douche-and-Douchette

D-wight

Fry

Glau

Invisible-FacePalm

John-Goodman

Jo’hn Mc’Cl’ain

Kirk-Lazarus

Mi’chael Jack’son

must not f’ap

PRO’MOTIONS

The Jok’er

Won’ka

X’zibit

Bonus:

Zoo’lander

Shouts out to Buzz Feed. There are a lot more there.

1. I like you, you’re cool, and you are the type of girl I can see myself with. You have expressed interest in a guy but constantly getting the “your cool” line. You are thinking if I’m all that and a bag of chips like you say and think then what is wrong. If a guy gives you this line, he is either lying or being truthful on the fact that you are cool and have all the characteristics that he desires in a women; he just failed to mention that there is something that you have or may not have that he just can’t deal with.  A guy often uses this line to keep you on the side line just in case things do not work out with the person he is really interested in; he doesn’t want to lose you as a friend or potential mate so he makes the situation to where he can always come back. He’ll say  things like you know I’ve always had feelings for you and thought you were cool, when his options have ran out. This guy may also tell you that he needs to take care of some personal business or get his self together before he could be with a girl like you. Although you have asked him for nothing but his time, attention, and affection, he will always tell you that he has to get his finances and life together so he can give you the things that you deserve.

Love can be like a mirage at times, It looks like something from a far, but when you get up on it its not what it is seemed to be, Believe what you feel and do not chase what you see! Z!

Lil’ Wayne was placed in handcuffs today and sentenced to a year in prison in Manhattan Criminal Court after a series of delays.  The rapper will serve his time in protective custody at Rikers Island per his lawyer Stacey Richman.  See you when you come home Weezy!

Outside of the grooms room should look something like this!!